Busted !

Whoops !
Guess who bounced back into the house and caught me on the super comfy spot? 

First she did the click click click, then she yelled at me!

The Festival of Falling Balls

A lot of things have been happening lately.  First of all ...   The tree they brought inside has all these exciting and festive decorations.  It is fun to walk by the tree and wag my tail and then the festive balls fall to the ground and making a fun crashing sound.  This happens many times a day. 

Me and My Collection of Festive Crashing Balls

Everyone has been VERY VERY busy and running all around and the House Is A BIG mess all the time.

AND ALSO:

Something is very very wrong with the chickens.  They are missing.  I go to spy on them and they are not there.  It is a big mystery.  The only thing I know is that there is a  very very strong smell of another animal around the cage and it reminds me of an animal that I met one night before I met The Boy and The Girl when I was young and on my own wandering.  This animal looked friendly but was not...mostly I remember that he had eyes that looked like trouble.

Here is what the animal looked like that smells like the animal who visited the chickens:

Not a Friend of Chickens

So here's what I think.  I think the scary eyed animal was spying on the chickens and maybe enjoyed them for dinner one night.  I miss the chickens.


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IT'S SANTA ! I KNOW HIM !

I met Santa.  I couldn’t believe it.  The REAL Santa.  Here’s What Happened.

It seemed like it was going to be just a regular day, but then we loaded up in the car right after a pretty good walk.  This is not usual. 

After a short ride where I DID NOT get to put my head out the window, we came to a place and got out.  This place had SOOOO many trees.  There were many people and there were many trees.  But here is the bad thing.  The Serious One and The Bouncy One would not let me do my business on any of the trees !  I do not know why but the kept choking me every time I tried to lift my leg.  

The trees on which I could not lift my leg

 But as we walking through the trees and looking at them, they stopped and The Serious One lay down on the ground under a tree and before you knew it, the tree fell over !  Then he put it in a cart and we walked back to where the car was.  I was confused.  He could knock over the trees and take them away but I could not lift my leg on them. 

 Then they took me for a little walk and they brought me into a building.  This does not happen very often....usually THEY go in the buildings and I stay in the car.  But I got to go into this building and it was very very very fancy.  And right when you went in to the building there was SANTA !  I know this because everyone kept calling him SANTA.  He had on a very festive outfit and was very very happy to meet me.  Then we did the click click clicks with Santa while the little people watched.

Me with Santa... He was Sooo Excited to get his picture With Me

We popped back in the car and took the tree back home.  Then for some reason they brought the tree into the house.  I guess they did this for my convenience so that I don't have to lift my leg outside in the cold !

Is This Really Necessary Doctor? Part Two

I don't even know where to begin... but here's what's been happening.

The lights are off outside ALL the time when I go for walks.  It is good that I am going on good walks in the morning, usually with The Bouncy One, it is cold and dark but at least we are going.  Then when they leave and I look out the window and the lights come on outside there is no one home and no one takes me for walks for a very long time.  Then, the lights go out, they come home and we go for a walk in the dark again.  This is not a good thing. and is my first complaint.

Here is my next complaint.  The Serious One has started to give me very very very strange treats.  I remember The Girl use to give me treats all the time when she would take me out for walks and I would do my business.  But these treats are different.  First of all, he puts the treat on a stick.  Then he moves it around my mouth mushing it on my teeth.  It is like a big Treat Fight.  I'm trying to eat it and he is trying to push it on my teeth.  I am very confused about this treat but it tastes pretty good.

Here is when I think I'm getting a treat

Here's where he smushes it in my teeth

Tastes Like Chicken !

One more complaint and then I am done.  A few days ago some people came to the house.  They brought a lady into the house on a chair that rolled across the floor.  Then they all started eating and didn't stop for a very very very long time.  They did not take me out for a ball toss.  They seemed to be more interested in the lady with the rolling chair than me because there was much fussing about her and NO fussing about me.

Some of the Eating People Admiring Me (Briefly)

Then it got dark again.

This is the end of my complaints.