The Serious One, The Bouncy One and I took a really long car ride and we ended up at the House that I’ve been to before with the creek in the back yard. I was very excited to be there, but holy smokes, I couldn’t believe how different it looked. There were big giant trees lying around on the grass all over the place.
I also couldn’t believe the first thing they did was tie me up instead of taking me on a good walk after that long ride. Hmmpf. Then they spent a whole lot of time near me, but not with me. Mostly they were picking up the messy yard. I couldn’t believe they were using all that energy on sticks and leaves instead of a good walk.
Then something scary happened. These two men, who completely ignored me, came over and there was talking talking talking. Then The Serious One took me on my rope down by the river with everyone and there was more ignoring and talking with the men. Then I got tied up again in the yard and everyone scattered. Suddenly, there was a very very very annoying beeping sound in the yard. This did not seem to bother anyone but ME. It kept happening and was driving me crazy. I looked around to be rescued but The Serious One was wandering around and The Bouncy One was picking up the messy yard. So I decided to get the heck away from that sound and did my special move that gets me out of my collar, but kind of hurts.
My Escape From
The Irritating Noise
When I was free, I looked around and The Serious One and The Bouncy One weren’t nearby. So I decided to take myself on a very good walk.
This turned out to be the wrong decision.
Here's why it was the wrong decision: I went the wrong way. I wanted to go to where the dogs are, but instead I walked down the road where the cars are zooming by super fast. I only got to walk for about the time it takes for a good ball toss when I met these people who really really liked me. I mean they REALLY liked me. They gave me water and petted me and hugged me and made me go in their house when I really would have preferred to go exploring some more. Their house was pretty small but had lots of good food smells. They gave me some tasty treats and I settled down on their nice cool floor. I stayed there for a really long time because they wouldn’t let me go outside again and I was dreaming about whether this would be a good place to live and if they would be good ball tossers.
Possible New Home If
It Doesn't Work Out
With The Serious One and
The Bouncy One
When it was getting kind of dark, all of a sudden The Bouncy One comes a running up and she is really really excited. She bursts into the house and whisks me away into the car and then goes back into the house. She is talking with my kidnappers when I see The Serious One running down the street towards me. He jumps into the back seat with me and starts checking me out the way he does, but he seems really happy to see me. I do not know why they were so excited, I was fine. Geez, relax.
That night, I slept on the floor next to The Bouncy One . who went to bed pretty early after she drank all that red stuff.
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