The lights are off outside ALL the time when I go for walks. It is good that I am going on good walks in the morning, usually with The Bouncy One, it is cold and dark but at least we are going. Then when they leave and I look out the window and the lights come on outside there is no one home and no one takes me for walks for a very long time. Then, the lights go out, they come home and we go for a walk in the dark again. This is not a good thing. and is my first complaint.
Here is my next complaint. The Serious One has started to give me very very very strange treats. I remember The Girl use to give me treats all the time when she would take me out for walks and I would do my business. But these treats are different. First of all, he puts the treat on a stick. Then he moves it around my mouth mushing it on my teeth. It is like a big Treat Fight. I'm trying to eat it and he is trying to push it on my teeth. I am very confused about this treat but it tastes pretty good.
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| Here is when I think I'm getting a treat |
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| Here's where he smushes it in my teeth |
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| Tastes Like Chicken ! |
One more complaint and then I am done. A few days ago some people came to the house. They brought a lady into the house on a chair that rolled across the floor. Then they all started eating and didn't stop for a very very very long time. They did not take me out for a ball toss. They seemed to be more interested in the lady with the rolling chair than me because there was much fussing about her and NO fussing about me.
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| Some of the Eating People Admiring Me (Briefly) |
Then it got dark again.
This is the end of my complaints.
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